{"product_id":"mealtallica-ride-the-larding-t-shirt","title":"Mealtallica \"Ride the Larding\" T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eFlash before my eyes, now it's time to fry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the line cooks who thrive in the chaos, the pitmasters who live by the smoke, and every culinary rebel who respects the heavy metal of a busy kitchen. The Mealtallica \"Ride the Larding\" T-Shirt is our tribute to the greatest thrash album of all time, remixed for the back of house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a brutal blue lightning storm, the iconic chrome logo styling, and two massive hunks of meat suspended on meat hooks (because who needs an electric chair when you've got a walk-in cooler?). Finished off with a completely unnecessary sprig of parsley, because presentation matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted using premium Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology with a soft-feathered edge, meaning this graphic blends seamlessly into the fabric without that stiff, heavy rectangular block feeling. It breathes with you through a 12-hour Saturday double shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePremium DTG Print: Soft-feathered edge graphic that blends into the shirt — no heavy ink blocks, no cracking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Lightweight, breathable, and built for the line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit: True to size, retail fit. Pre-shrunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConstruction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal Art: Exclusive Cleaver and Blade \"Mealtallica\" parody design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCleaver and Blade. Culinary streetwear for the unhinged. 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