Saint Joe the Enlightened Candle

Introducing the Saint Joe The Enlightened Votive Candle - the perfect way to bask in the wisdom of the podcast guru himself. With its natural beeswax and organic hemp wick, this candle is the ultimate way to set the mood for a deep conversation or a psychedelic journey.

Infused with the scent of DMT and the essence of elk meat, this candle is the perfect tool to help you tap into your primal instincts and connect with the universe. Just be warned, the Saint Joe The Enlightened Votive Candle is not for the faint of heart or closed-minded.

So, light up your candle, take a deep breath, and let the spirit of Saint Joe Rogan guide you on your journey to enlightenment. Just remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get a kettlebell and some alpha brain!