Cleaver & Blade™ "Ride the Larding" T-Shirt

Ride the Larding. Fat is flavor, and everybody in the kitchen knows it.

The second shirt in the Mealtallica run — same thrash energy, different sin. For the cooks who reach for the rendered fat before the oil and never apologize for it.

Details

• Unisex cotton tee, crew neck
• DTG printed front graphic
• Sizes S-3XL
• Black, Solid Black Blend, Black Heather, and White (L only)

FAQ

What sizes does it come in? S through 3XL, unisex fit.

What colors are available? Black, Solid Black Blend, and Black Heather across all sizes. White is available in L only.

Is this official band merch? No. It's an original parody design by Cleaver & Blade — not affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by any band.

How does it fit? True to size for a standard fit. Size up for a looser drape.

How do I care for it? Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.