The MEALTALLICA™ – Master of Paupiettes Tee is built for chefs who run

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	16.50	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length, in	8.60	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40	10.80
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

THE UNIFORM

Not everyone can run the line.

Some just pull the strings.

The MASTER OF PAUPIETTES™ Tee is built for the chef who controls the chaos — the one calling tickets, moving bodies, and keeping the whole machine from collapsing mid-service.

A parody with teeth, this piece blends heavy kitchen culture with cult-level energy. Equal parts satire and truth: every kitchen has one.

PRODUCT FEATURES

Premium heavyweight cotton construction
Structured fit for durability on and off the line
High-resolution front graphic print (album-cover inspired design)
Soft-hand feel with long-wear comfort
Reinforced neckline for repeated wash cycles
Built to hold up through heat, grease, and overtime

DESIGN

Visual parody inspired by classic metal album art
Rows of tied paupiettes staged like controlled chaos
“MASTER OF PAUPIETTES” typography — sharp, bold, commanding
Symbolism rooted in kitchen hierarchy and silent leadership
Designed to resonate with chefs, cooks, and industry lifers

WHO IT’S FOR

Executive chefs and sous chefs running the pass
Line cooks who’ve earned control through fire
Industry veterans who understand kitchen power dynamics
Anyone who’s ever held the line together while everything tried to fall apart

FIT & FEEL

True to size
Slightly structured, not boxy
Breaks in over time without losing shape

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold
Turn inside out before washing
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly over print

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This isn’t merch.

This is the uniform.

Built for those who run kitchens, not just work in them.

Executive chefs and sous chefs running the pass