Saint Bronson Seeker of the Delicious T-Shirt™

Fabric: Cotton, direct-to-garment print. Fit: Unisex. Sizes: S–2XL. Price: $35.

Uniform for those who don't negotiate with flavor. Saint Bronson, canonized for the death stare and the standing rib.

FAQ

What sizes are available? Small through 2XL, unisex fit.

What material is it? Cotton, DTG printed.

How much does it cost? $35.

Is there matching artwork? Yes — a matching Saint Bronson Wall Relic poster and candle bundle are also available.

Is this officially licensed? No. Independent artistic parody tribute, not affiliated with any rights holder.