<p><strong>Fabric:</strong> Cotton, direct-to-garment print. <strong>Fit:</strong> Unisex. <strong>Sizes:</strong> S–2XL. <strong>Color:</strong> Black. <strong>Price:</strong> $35.</p><p>"This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." Saint Walter, patron of losing his temper over principle. Part of The Abide collection.</p><h3>FAQ</h3><p><strong>What sizes are available?</strong> Small through 2XL, unisex fit.</p><p><strong>What color is it?</strong> Black.</p><p><strong>What material is it?</strong> Cotton, DTG printed.</p><p><strong>How do I care for it?</strong> Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, inside out.</p><p><strong>Is this officially licensed?</strong> No. Independent artistic parody tribute, not affiliated with any rights holder.</p>
