The cow diagram has been around forever. We just added a little motivation. Ninja Cuts is for the cooks, butchers, grill animals, and protein pirates who understand there's more than one way to break down beef.
Classic butcher-chart energy, kitchen stupidity — exactly the shirt you'll wear while explaining why medium-plus isn't a temperature. Built for the line. Appropriate almost nowhere else.
The Details
Direct-to-garment print
Unisex fit
Color: White
Sizes: S–3XL
Classic beef-cut chart parody — a Cleaver & Blade original
Fulfillment note: Print-on-demand, ships in 5–10 business days. Worth the wait.
